Stupid Fat Hobbitses

Now I know why people like to draw fat versions of famous characters. It isn't just because they have weird fetishes; it's because fat people are fun to draw and also, yeah, some people have weird fetishes.

Space Unicorn

You have space, you have a moon, you have a starship, then, out of nowhere, a space unicorn pops into the frame. I don't know why. That's just how it is.

TOASTBUSTERS

Shapes made with OpenOffice.org Draw, texture and color editing done with Paint.net. I swear, I really thought those white lines wouldn't show up.

Hippity Hop Crossing

Or "Space Hopper crossing", for those of you who speak British.

Dinosaur Without Arms

Like an evil Yoshi.

Schrödinger's Zombie

Of course, seeing as how the living/dead cat will be assigned to a single state once it is observed, this has little practical application. But, still, zombie cat!

Textbox in Place to Censor Indecency?

Hey, if you're wealthy enough, you can get away with wearing just a monocle and top hat. Just look at Mr. Peanut.